Profile: ECG

Early 30's
Not Married (& very bitter about it to other married people)
Moved here to take this job after meeting Boss at a Christmas party she attended with her parents
CONSTANTLY talks about how she goes to the gym TWICE a day
Is TOTALLY in love with a married coworker
Basically harrasses him on a daily basis
Carries fake Kate Spade and Prada purses, the BAD fake ones that were obviously never made by them
Wears a fake Rolex
Talks about her Dad like he is her husband (VERY WEIRD)

As you can see this makes for some pretty hilarious situations. Our office is very small, there are 3 women and a few men. At first I thought she was nice, but could tell she would be the first one to throw you under the bus if it benefitted her (which turned out to be very true). When I first started she would always talk about the other lady to me, and I just sat there like "WOW", so finally one day I decided to ask the other lady if she talked about me to her. Of course!!

It's so funny how she could be so clueless, at first I was angry that she had the nerve to say anything about me, but I realized its because I came in and made her look bad. I have busted my ass at this company and done some really great things since I started 3 months ago and I get positive feedback from my boss almost daily. She is jealous, plain and simple. At least it makes for good blog material!


**Sorry if anyone has fake items, I just think they are cheesy**